They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because

I Have A Lot More Things To Talk About Now Because I'm An Adult.

I Don't Know If I Have Sexual Magnetism Or Animal Magnetism, Though Sometimes I'll Find A Squirrel Stuck To My Forehead.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That I'll Reproduce.