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I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

I've Been At Stand-up 26 Years Now: After A While, You Get As Jaded As The Proverbial Gynecologist Who No Longer Enjoys Drugging And Violating His Patients.

Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!