There's No One Who's Dropped On Top

Dean Meminger Was Quicker Than 11:15 Mass At A Seaside Resort.

I'm Not Saying That They Were Einsteins; They Were Marginal Students. But Every Ballplayer Whoever Touched Me Has Moved Up His Station In Life. And The Players Moved Up My Station.

It's So Ridiculous To See A Golfer With A One Foot Putt And Everybody Is Saying "shhh" And Not Moving A Muscle. Then We Allow Nineteen Year-old Kids To Face A Game-deciding Free Throw With Seventeen Thousand People Yelling.

You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools By The Length Of The Cheerleaders' Skirts.

It Bothers Me That The Average Fan, The Average Sportswriter For That Matter, Pays So Much Attention To What's In A Box Score. A Box Score Does Not Properly Represent The Most Important Thing - Team Play. It Shows Some Guy Scoring 27 Points, But It Doesn't Show That My 27-point Man Let His Guy Score 30.