There Is No More Terrible Fate For

My Mother Used To Say That There Are No Strangers, Only Friends You Haven't Met Yet. She's Now In A Maximum Security Twilight Home In Australia

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

The Truth Is Deafening, No Matter How Softly It Is Spoken.

Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only Go Inside To Use The Toilet. And That's Only A Recent Development.

I've Decided The Secret Of Parenting Is Benevolent Neglect.i Put My Family Last. Because If You Don't, If You Put Them First, They Never Thank You. You'll Never Get A Word Of Thanks From Them.