I've Decided The Secret Of Parenting Is

The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful And The Best Place To Live.

The Whole Point Of Art, Aside From The Aesthetic Pleasure It Yields, Is That It Provides A Bridge To The Past; That Seductive Land Where We All Find Certainty And Consolation. Nothing Quite Spans This Gulf With Such Immediacy As The Art Of Popular Song.

If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, You May Be Missing The Colossal Joke Of The Century.

I Think A Lot Of People Think That We [comedians] Are Nerveless People In The Theatre, That We Don't Feel That Kind Of Terror Which Traditionally Anyone Who Has To Do Any Public Speaking Feels. It's Worse For Actors, Because Our Livelihood Depends On It.

Friendship Is Tested In The Thick Years Of Success Rather Than In The Thin Years Of Struggle.