The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful

If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, You May Be Missing The Colossal Joke Of The Century.

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

I Think A Lot Of People Think That We [comedians] Are Nerveless People In The Theatre, That We Don't Feel That Kind Of Terror Which Traditionally Anyone Who Has To Do Any Public Speaking Feels. It's Worse For Actors, Because Our Livelihood Depends On It.

Friendship Is Tested In The Thick Years Of Success Rather Than In The Thin Years Of Struggle.

I Was Born With A Priceless Gift, The Ability To Laugh At The Misfortunes Of Others.