There Have Only Been Two Authentic Geniuses

My Father Warned Me About Men And Booze But He Never Said Anything About Women And Cocaine.

If You Know Your Bible And Your Shakespeare And Can Shoot Craps, You Have A Liberal Education.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess. If I May Lift A Line From A Die-hard Whose Identity Is Lost In The Shuffle, 'i'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.'

I've Had A Man And I've Had A Woman, And There's Got To Be Something Better.

Wracked With A Hangover I Do My Muttering Over A Black Velvet, A Union Of Champagne And Stout. Don't Be Swindled Into Believing There's Any Cure For A Hangover. I've Tried Them All: Iced Tomatoes, Hot Clam Juice, Brandy Peaches. Like The Common Cold It Defies Solution. Time Alone Can Stay It. The Hair Of The Dog? That Way Lies Folly. It's As Logical As Trying To Put Out A Fire With Applications Of Kerosene.