There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises -

Dress Simply. If You Wear A Dinner Jacket, Don't Wear Anything Else On It ... Like Lunch Or Dinner.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

The Happiest People I Know Are The Ones That Are Still Working. The Saddest Are The Ones Who Are Retired. Very Few Performers Retire On Their Own. It's Usually Because No One Wants Them. Six Years Ago Sinatra Announced His Retirement. He's Still Working.

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.