There Are Few Things More Amusing In

When You've Parked The Second Car In The Garage, And Installed The Hot Tub, And Skied In Colorado, And Wind-surfed In The Caribbean, When You've Had Your First Love Affair And Your Second And Your Third, The Question Will Remain, Where Does The Dream End For Me?

Most Of Us Have Achieved Levels Of Affluence And Comfort Unthought Of Two Generations Ago. We've Never Had It So Good, Most Of Us. Nor Have We Ever Complained So Bitterly About Our Problems.

It's A Little Leaguers Game That Major Leaguers Play Extraordinarily Well, A Game That Excites Us Throughout Adulthood. The Crack Of The Bat And The Scent Of The Horsehide On Leather Bring Back Our Own Memories That Have Been Washed Away With The Sweat And Tears Of Summers Long Gone...even As The Setting Sun Pushes The Shadows Past Home Plate.

There Are Few Things More Amusing In The World Of Politics Than Watching Moderate Republicans Charging To The Right In Pursuit Of Greater Glory.

We Must Get The American Public To Look Past The Glitter, Beyond The Showmanship, To The Reality, The Hard Substance Of Things. And We'll Do It Not So Much With Speeches That Will Bring People To Their Feet As With Speeches That Bring People To Their Senses.