The Understatement Is The English Contribution To

I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

I Have A Fear Of Letting My Mind Wander. I'm Afraid It Might Not Come Back.

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.

Vegetables Are A Must On A Diet. I Suggest Carrot Cake, Zucchini Bread, And Pumpkin Pie.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.