The Thing You Can Do Better Than

I Thought She Was The Funniest Woman, And I Believed Being A Comedian Was The Most Exciting Thing You Could Be.

I've Been Writing Joke Songs Since I Was A Kid And It Served Me Well At S.n.l. I Can Write Those In My Sleep. In Fact, I Have.

To Grow Up With The Loss Of Your Mother Is A Scar That Never Goes Away.

I Don't Look My Best When I Wake Up! But I Do Feel Beautiful When I'm Tired And Happy And I've Had A Good Laugh And A Glass Of Champagne.

To Have Your Childhood Dream Realized Is A Really Big Deal.