I Thought She Was The Funniest Woman,

When I First Moved To New York, Someone Who Thought They Knew More Than I Did Said: "you Have To Always Look Like You Know Where You're Going When You Get Out Of The Subway."

If My Time With My Kids Is Shorter Than It Was Yesterday, It's Better Than Nothing.

Before I Had Children, I Was - Everything About My Life Was Devoted To "saturday Night Live."

There Are Days When I Wonder Why My Mom Couldn't Be Here To See This.

I Like Being A Funny Lady. I Think Theres Nothing Sexier Than A Funny Lady.