The Thing About Manchester Is...it All Comes

Kids And Family Life Are Only As Good As Your Wife, And She's Amazing.

Jack White Has Just Done A Song For Coca-cola. End Of. He Ceases To Be In The Club. And He Looks Like Zorro On Doughnuts.

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?

Those Who Don't Say What They Mean Will Live And Die By Their Own Sword.