I Do All The Work So It's

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

I Despise Hip Hop. Loathe It. Eminem Is An Idiot And I Find 50 Cent The Most Distasteful Character I Have Ever Crossed In My Life. Eminem's New Song About His Kid - Isn't It The Most Ridiculous Piece Of Music You Have Ever Heard In Your Life? I Just Don't Like The Dragging Women Around On Dog Leads And All That Stuff

The Thing About Manchester Is...it All Comes From Here

You're Asking If I'm Happy? I've Got 87 Million In The Bank, I've Got A Rolls Royce, I've Got 3 Stalkers, I'm About To Go On The Board At Manchester City, I'm Part Of The Greatest Band In The World. Am I Happy With That? No, I'm Not! I Want More!

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.