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When I Was In High School I Experimented Sexually. The Experiment Was To Never Have Sex With Anybody No Matter How Hard I Tried. Success! Hypothesis Confirmed.

I Think A Lot Of Stuff I Find Funny Is From Day Dreaming.

I Wonder If, As A Society, We Will Ever Be Able To Call Someone A Jive Tofurkey.

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.