The Secret Of Success Is Doing Something

There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday Night, Weather Permitting!

Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization.

The Reason I Talk To Myself Is That I'm The Only One Whose Answers I Accept.

I Never Took Reds Or Quaaludes To Balance Out The Coke. So When It Got To Be Four In The Morning And The Gram Was Three Quarters Gone, I'd Start Wishing It Was Nine O'clock And Hoping The Guy Got Up Early. But, Of Course, He Didn't Sleep Either, So There Was No Sweat. During All Those Years, I Was Always Looking Forward To The Next Snort Or The Next Guy I Could Score From.

I Never Go Anywhere Or Do Anything That Transports Me Outside The Boundaries Of My Mind.