The Secret Of Long Life Is Double

H. L. Mencken Once Said That Nobody Ever Went Broke Underestimating The Taste Of The American Public. That Is Not True. I Have Come To Believe That It Pays To Make All Your Layouts Project A Feeling Of Good Taste, Provided That You Do It Unobtrusively. An Ugly Layout Suggests An Ugly Product. There Are Very Few Products Which Do Not Benefit From Being Given A First Class Ticket Through Life.

A Good Advertisement Is One Which Sells The Product Without Drawing Attention To Itself.

I Once Found Myself Conspiring With A British Cabinet Minister As To How We Might Persuade Her Majesty's Treasury To Cough Up More Money For The British Travel Advertising In America. Said He, "why Does Any American In His Senses Spend His Vacation In The Cold Damp Of An English Summer When He Could Equally Well Bask Under Italian Skies? I Can Only Suppose That Your Advertising Is The Answer." Damn Right.

If You Can’t Advertise Yourself, What Hope Do You Have Of Advertising Anything Else?

If You Have All The Research, All The Ground Rules, All The Directives, All The Data - It Doesn't Mean The Ad Is Written. Then You've Got To Close The Door And Write Something - That Is The Moment Of Truth Which We All Try To Postpone As Long As Possible.