First, Make Yourself A Reputation For Being

Never Stop Testing, And Your Advertising Will Never Stop Improving.

Never Use Jargon Words Like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They Are Hallmarks Of A Pretentious Ass.

Like A Midwife, I Make My Living Bringing New Babies Into The World, Except That Mine Are New Advertising Campaigns.

The Success Of A Meeting Often Depends On Having The Right Documents - Proofs, Artwork, Schedules, Research Charts, Etc. - Present At The Start Of The Meeting. All Too Often We Arrive Like Plumbers, Leaving Our Tools Behind.

Experience Has Taught Me That Advertisers Get The Best Results When They Pay Their Agency A Flat Fee. It Is Unrealistic To Expect Your Agency To Be Impartial When Its Vested Interest Lies Wholly In The Direction Of Increasing Your Commissionable Advertising.