The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.