The Road To Ignorance Is Paved With

If Parents Would Only Realize How They Bore Their Children.

Beauty Is All Very Well At First Sight; But Who Ever Looks At It When It Has Been In The House Three Days?

If You Eliminate Smoking And Gambling, You Will Be Amazed To Find That Almost All An Englishman's Pleasures Can Be, And Mostly Are, Shared By His Dog.

Treat Persons Who Profess To Be Able To Cure Disease As You Treat Fortune Tellers.

A Great Social Reformer.