A Great Social Reformer.

I Am Very Sorry, But I Cannot Learn Languages. I Have Tried Hard, Only To Find That Men Of Ordinary Capacity Can Learn Sanskrit In Less Time That It Takes Me To Buy A German Dictionary

Those Who Are Looking For Paradise On Earth Should Come And See Dubrovnik.

They Tell Me That So-and-so, Who Does Not Write Prefaces, Is No Charlatan. Well, I Am. I First Caught The Ear Of The British Public On A Cart In Hyde Park, To The Blaring Of Brass Bands,and This . . . Because . . . I Am A Natural-born Mountebank.

Although I Cannot Lay An Egg, I Am A Very Good Judge Of Omelettes

German And Spanish Are Accessible To Foreigners: English Is Not Accessible Even To Englishmen.