The Problem With Me Is That Nothing

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.

My One Ambition Was To Go To Broadway, And I Never Gave Up On That Dream.

There Are Many Dying Children Out There Whose Last Wish Is To Meet Me.

The First Time I Went To Wales I Thought I'd Landed In A Land Of Hobbits. Everybody Was Really Small And The Houses Were Small And The Writing Was Backwards.

When You Realize That Life Isn't Fair, You Don't Act Out, You Don't Get Overly Wasted, You Don't Get Self-indulgent. You Just Move Forward.