When You Realize That Life Isn't Fair,

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

The First Time I Went To Wales I Thought I'd Landed In A Land Of Hobbits. Everybody Was Really Small And The Houses Were Small And The Writing Was Backwards.

I Find It A Bit Sad That There Is No Photo Of Me Hanging On The Walls In The Berlin Museum At Checkpoint Charlie.

I Embrace Everything.

If You're Not In The Game, You Can't Hit A Home Run.