The Past Always Looks Better Than It

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

To Most People A Savage Nation Is Wan That Doesn't Wear Oncomf'rtable Clothes.

No Matter Whether The Constitution Follows The Flag Or Not, The Supreme Court Follows The Election Returns.

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.

A Mormon Is A Man That Has The Bad Taste And The Religion To Do What A Good Many Other People Are Restrained From Doing By Conscientious Scruples And The Police.