The Only Time Travelers Are Really Gay

Technological Man Can't Believe In Anything That Can't Be Measured, Taped, Or Put Into A Computer.

Time Comes When Every Man's Got To Feel Something New--when He's Got To Feel Young Again, Just Because He's Growing Old. Women Are Just The Same. But When We Get That Way We Change Our Hairdress. Or Get A New Cook.

A Man's Home May Seem To Be His Castle On The Outside; Inside Is More Often His Nursery.

Remember, Whenever A Republican Leaves One Side Of The Aisle And Goes To The Other, It Raises The Intelligence Quotient Of Both Parties.

All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.