A Man's Home May Seem To Be

In The Final Analysis There Is No Other Solution To Man's Progress But The Day's Honest Work, The Day's Honest Decision, The Day's Generous Utterances, And The Day's Good Deed.

Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals - With No Cure Except As A Guillotine Might Be Called A Cure For Dandruff.

Women Can't Have An Honest Exchange In Front Of Men Without Having It Called A Cat Fight.

H. L. Mencken Told Me Once That He Answered All His Mail, Pleasant And Unpleasant, With Just One Line, 'you May Be Right.' That's The Way I Feel Now. It Is In The Realm Of Possibility, Just Barely, That I Could Be The One Who's Wrong.

When A Man Can't Explain A Woman's Actions, The First Thing He Thinks Of Is The Condition Of Her Uterus.