The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy

There's A Never-ending Ocean Of Techniques Out There.

My Act Is So Completely And Totally Uncensored That The Only Way I Could Really Pull It Off Is If I Treat The Audience Like They're My Best Friends.

You Could Smell My Ass From Mars.

Faggot Never Meant "gay" When I Was A Kid. You Kind Of Knew That You Could Call A Gay Person Faggot If You Were Ignorant, But Nobody Ever Called Someone A Faggot If They Were Gay.

Martial Arts Are A Vehicle For Developing Your Human Potential.