You Could Smell My Ass From Mars.

To Me, Comedy Is A Great Occupation Because I Don't Really Worry That Much About What Other People Think Of Me.

I Don't Really Like Actors. Actors Are Like Terrible Comedians With No Punch Lines. It's All About Them. They Talk About Themselves All The Time. They Bore The Sh - T Out Of You.

My Company Is Called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's Because That's What I Think All People Are: Talking Monkeys.

The Best Way To Pursue Any Discipline Is The Martial Art Way.

Martial Arts Are A Vehicle For Developing Your Human Potential.