The Note Wasn't Signed, But I Could

Adaptation Is One Of The Great Advantages To Being Born And Bred In Jersey. We're Simply Not Bested By Bad Air Or Tainted Water. We're Like That Catfish With Lungs. Take Us Out Of Our Environment And We Can Grow Whatever Body Parts We Need To Survive. After Jersey The Rest Of The Country's A Piece Of Cake. You Want To Send Someone Into A Fallout Zone? Get Him From Jersey. He'll Be Fine.

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

What Are You Doing Back At The Bakery?” I Asked [diesel]. “did You Know Wulf Was Here?” “no. I Knew Food Was Here.

With The Exception Of Dessert, Food Is Food.