I Need To Look Like An Idiot

I'm Done With Men. I Have A Hamster. That's All I Need.

Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma Said. “bunch Of Wimps.

I Knew There Were No Such Things As Death Cooties. Unfortunately, That's An Intellectual Fact. And Death Cooties Are An Emotional Reality.

Romance Novels Are Birthday Cake And Life Is Often Peanut Butter And Jelly. I Think Everyone Should Have Lots Of Delicious Romance Novels Lying Around For Those Times When The Peanut Butter Of Life Gets Stuck To The Roof Of Your Mouth.

I Want To Be There When You Get Cubbin. And I Don’t Want To Be Left Out Of The Television Show Either. Little People Are Sexy Now. Have You Seen Game Of Thrones? We’re Hot.