The Last Time I Played Golf With

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.