The Future Is Much Like The Present,

He (ted Simmons) Didn't Sound Like A Baseball Player. He Said Things Like 'nevertheless' And 'if, In Fact.

I Became A Better Pitcher When I Found A Delivery In My Flaw.

Reggie Jackson Hit One Off Me That's Still Burrowing Its Way To Los Angeles.

It Helps To Be Stupid If You're A Relief Pitcher. Relievers Had To Get Into A Zone Of Their Own. I Just Hope I'm Stupid Enough.

I Have Seen The Future And It's Like The Present, Only Longer.