The Funny Guy Doesn't Get The Girl

Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly I Get Super Sad And Hug Them, Because I Know How Tough Life Is For The Visually Impaired.

We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?

A Fashion Plate, A Rock Star In His Own Mind, Megamind Is More Showman Than Deadly Menace.

When I First Started Doing Sketch Comedy, I Promised Myself That If I Were Ever To Have Any Success In This Business, I Wouldn't Hold Back. Why Get There And Play It Safe?

I Laugh Like A Fool When I Watch A Movie That I've Done Several Years Down The Road When It's On Cable, I'll Just Watch And Sadly Laugh Along.