I'm A Sex Addict. It's My Cross

I Want To Make Hip-hop That Can Use Guitars And Soul And Jazz And Just Fuse It All Together. And I Want To Make This Whole New Sound That's Going To Shock The World. Unfortunately, The Masses Didn't Receive It.

I Think People Don't Understand That Comedy Is An Outlet For Me. Comedy Allows Me To Get Outside Of Myself, And Exercise This Thing That Is Still Kind Of Scary To Me.

I've Never Had A Yard Sale, Ever, In My Life. I Don't Know If I Ever Thought About Stuff I Would Get Rid Of.

One Of The Challenges You Will Face Is Finding A Job In Our Depressed Economy, ... In Fact, The Chances Of Finding A Job Are About As Good As Finding Weapons Of Mass Destruction In The Iraqi Desert -- Slim And None, And Slim Just Left The Building.

I Don't Even Consider Myself An Impressionist, Really.