The First Presidential Debate Was Down In

Donald Trump Has A Great Campaign Slogan: 'a Complex World Demands Complex Hair.'

Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew Is Coming. You Drink It, You Get A Combination Of Type 1 And Type 2 Diabetes.

During The Debate, Palin Winked, Wrinkled Her Nose, And Gave A Shout-out To A Third-grade Class. Well, You Know, That Says Commander-in-chief To Me Right There. You Betcha!

Enron Ceo Kenneth Lay Has Apparently Just Slipped Across The Border Into Pakistan.

Tim Tebow May Be Back In The Nfl With The Philadelphia Eagles. As You Remember, He Was Thrown Out Of The League When He Landed His Gyrocopter On The White House Lawn.