Donald Trump Has A Great Campaign Slogan:

Today Would Have Been The Birthday Of Osama Bin Laden. It Makes Me Remember When Seal Team 6 Threw Him A Surprise Party.

Those North Korean Hackers Are At It Again. Earlier Today They Leaked Santa's Naughty List.

The First Presidential Debate Was Down In Florida. Residents Spent All Day Putting Plywood On Their Televisions.

Moammar Gadhafi Was Found Hiding In A Storm Sewer With A Gold-plated Gun. That's Me In Retirement, Ladies And Gentlemen.

I Spend Most Of My Free Time Under The House.