The Doctor...is Embarrassingly Human For An Alien.

River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly Weak Women. It's The Exact Opposite. You Could Accuse Me Of Having A Fetish For Powerful, Sexy Women Who Like Cheating People. That Would Be Fair.

I Like That Helen Mirren Has Been Saying The Next Doctor Should Be A Woman. I Would Like To Go On Record And Say That The Queen Should Be Played By A Man!

Amy: "can I Come?" Doctor: "not Safe In Here, Not Yet. Five Minutes. Give Me Five Minutes And I'll Be Right Back." Amy: "people Always Say That." Doctor: "am I People?...do I Even Look Like People?...trust Me, I'm The Doctor.

My Priorities Are Where They Should Be, Which Is Making Really Great, Really Exciting Television.

When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say, "hey, Let's Cook." He Said, "great, Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark.