When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say,

The Doctor: This Is Bad, I Don't Like This. [kicks Console And Yells In Pain] Never Use Force, You Just Embarrass Yourself. Unless You're Cross, In Which Case... Always Use Force! Amy: Shall I Run And Get The Manual? The Doctor: I Threw It In A Supernova. Amy: You Threw The Manual In A Supernova? Why? The Doctor: Because I Disagreed With It! Now Stop Talking To Me When I'm Cross!

Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

It's The 50th Year Of Doctor Who And Look What's Going On! We're Up In The Sky And Under The Sea! We're Running Round The Rings Of An Alien World And Then A Haunted House. There's New Cybermen, New Ice Warriors And A Never Before Attempted Journey To The Centre Of The Tardis. And In The Finale, The Doctor's Greatest Secret Will At Last Be Revealed! If This Wasn't Already Our Most Exciting Year It Would Be Anyway!

There's Something Really Cool About Scaring Children. Traumatize A Generation, That's What It's All About.

I'll Be A Story In Your Head. That's Okay. We're All Stories In The End. Just Make It A Good One, Eh? 'cause It Was, You Know. It Was The Best. The Daft Old Man Who Stole A Magic Box And Ran Away. Did I Ever Tell You That I Stole It? Well I Borrowed It. I Was Always Going To Take It Back.