The Comedy Store Attracts All Types Of

I Remember Taking Mushrooms At The Wrap Party, It Was Like The First And Last Time I Took That.

My Belief Is Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People.

America's Most Wanted? I Love It When There's A Guy In The Back Seat Pounding His Head On The Plexiglas. That To Me Is The Best.

Comedy Wasn't Something I Chose - It Chose Me.

I Fly Around With Chicks On Each Arm And Have No Script. I Just Talk About What I Feel Like. But That's Why My Act Works: I'm Like This Normal Guy.