My Belief Is Guns Don't Kill People,

Well, The Best Part About Stand-up Is That You Control Everything. Period. When You Work In Movies, Or On Tv Shows, There Are 50 Other People Involved. And It's Hard, Man. They Brainwash You To Think You're Doing The Right Thing.

I Remember Taking Mushrooms At The Wrap Party, It Was Like The First And Last Time I Took That.

There's A Lot Of People Out There Who Didn't Like My Style Of Comedy.

I Giggle When I Put Myself Down. It's Just Funny To Me.

I Fly Around With Chicks On Each Arm And Have No Script. I Just Talk About What I Feel Like. But That's Why My Act Works: I'm Like This Normal Guy.