That's The True Spirit Of Christmas; People

I Was In Front Of An Ambulance The Other Day, And I Noticed That The Word Ambulance Was Spelled In Reverse Print On The Hood Of The Ambulance. And I Thought, Well, Isn't That Clever. I Look In The Rear-view Mirror; I Can Read The Word Ambulance Behind Me. Of Course While You're Reading, You Don't See Where You're Going, You Crash. You Need An Ambulance. I Think They're Trying To Drum Up Some Business On The Way Back From Lunch.

The Beatles Created Something That Never Trailed Off. What A Gift That Was To Their Fans. If You're Into The Beatles, You Loved Them From Beginning To End.

On The Side Of Box Of My Superman Costume It Actually Said - 'do Not Attempt To Fly!'

I Love Meeting Israeli People. They Look At Me Like A Son

Comedy Is Just Complaining In An Entertaining Way, Enterplaining.