That's The Conditions That Prevail!

All Of Us Have Schnozzles... If Not In Our Faces, Then In Our Character, Minds Or Habits. When We Admit Our Schnozzles, Instead Of Defending Them, We Begin To Laugh, And The World Laughs With Us.

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

Start Off Each Day With A Song.

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.