I Was Hurt So Deep That I

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

All Of Us Have Schnozzles... If Not In Our Faces, Then In Our Character, Minds Or Habits. When We Admit Our Schnozzles, Instead Of Defending Them, We Begin To Laugh, And The World Laughs With Us.

At Four O'clock In The Morning Most People Have Been Asleep For Hours, But At Four O'clock In The Morning The Night-club Children Of A Few Years Ago Were Just Getting Hot. The Band Jazzed At Full Blast. The Air Was So Thick You Could Pick It Up In Handfulls And Through It Around Like Snowballs. The Dance-floors Were Crowded With Couples Who Couldn't Do Anything But Wiggle Hips And Feet.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!