That You, Sister. May You Be The

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.