I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

They Took Away Our Land, Our Language, And Our Religion; But They Could Never Harness Our Tongues.