I Only Take A Drink On Two

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.