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A Mormon Is A Man That Has The Bad Taste And The Religion To Do What A Good Many Other People Are Restrained From Doing By Conscientious Scruples And The Police.

No, Sir, Th' Dimmycratic Party Ain't On Speakin' Terms With Itsilf. Whin Ye See Two Men With White Neckties Go Into A Sthreet Car An' Set In Opposite Corners While Wan Mutthers Thraiter An' Th' Other Hisses Miscreent Ye Can Bet They're Two Dimmycratic Leaders Thryin' To Reunite Th' Gran' Ol' Party.

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.

I Care Not Who Makes Th' Laws Iv A Nation, If I Can Get Out An Injunction.