Drink Never Made A Man Better, But

To Most People A Savage Nation Is Wan That Doesn't Wear Oncomf'rtable Clothes.

Meditation Is A Gift Confined To Unknown Philosophers And Cows. Others Don't Begin To Think Till They Begin To Talk Or Write.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.

Stories Are Meant To Comfort The Afflicted, And Afflict The Comfortable.

Freedom Is Like Drink. If You Take Any At All, You Might As Well Take Enough To Make You Happy For A While.