Strange Medical News From Pakistan: A Man

Senator Hillary Clinton Is Attacking President Bush For Breaking His Campaign Promise To Cut Carbon Dioxide Emissions, Saying A Promise Made, A Promise Broken. And Then Out Of Habit, She Demanded That Bush Spend The Night On The Couch.

Democrats Were Quick To Point Out That President Bush's Budget Creates A 1 Trillion Dollar Deficit. The White House Quickly Responded With 'hey, Look Over There, It's Saddam Hussein.'

Strange Medical News From Pakistan: A Man Had A Successful Organ Transplant With A Dog. They Gave The Man A Dog's Organ. In A Related Story Today, Keith Richards Was Seen Chasing A Mailman.

Declassified Papers Report That John Kennedy Was Taking Eight Different Medications A Day. He Was So Wasted, His Secret Service Code Name Was Ted Kennedy.

New Rumors That Saddam Hussein Is Planning To Flee To A Castle In Libya With 10 Billion Dollars. Now President Bush Doesn't Know Whether To Nuke Him Or Give Him A Tax Cut.