Storytelling Comes Naturally To Humans, But Since

Once Upon A Time, Something Happened, And It Was Better Than Something Not Happening. The End.

I Expect The Audience To Assume Tv Is Stupid. I Accept That It's My Job To Overcome It.

I Surround Myself With Loyalists And People That I Would Die For. I Just Would Rather Die Than Make Bad Stuff For People Because I'm A Terrible Dishwasher And A Terrible Lover And A Terrible Pet Owner.

It Was Never My Direct Intention To Do Anything Particularly Medium-defying.

I'm From Wisconsin So I Always Feel A Little Nauseous About Begging And Trying To Trick People Into Liking Me.